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I think my tongue is broken October 14, 2009

Hi, guys!
Today has been pretty awesome. I learned some Latin and read some Hobbit and played some guitar. I learned how to play part of Big Rock Candy Mountain (la la la I painted my cat blue). Maria came over and we did some surprisingly relatively painless math. It was probably relatively painless partly because I’ve already done this stuff before, but still. Also, it was Maria. And I love Maria. She’s just such a nice person.

Also, if you subscribe to my vlog (bookwormdaisy), then you’ll know all about the Ferret/Monkey/Chinchilla/Lemur. I’m sorry if you already know this story, but it just has to be told.

So yesterday, Thea, Kim and I were reading Sir Gawain and the Not So Jolly Green Giant Green Knight, and Max and Miles (Thea’s older brothers) walked in. Here is the dialogue that occured:

Miles: We are not the weirdest people in this neighborhood.

Me: You… aren’t?

Miles: The Baileys have a monkey in their garage.

Me: …?

So it turns out, Max and Miles were just walking or something, and they saw into the Baileys’ garage, and they saw A MONKEY OR LEMUR OR SOMETHING JUMPING AROUND IN A CAGE. I know. And it *did* occur to me (actually, it occurred to Kim first, and then it made sense) that Max and Miles might have been lying. Many teenage boys like lying to their little sisters. Especially about monkeys…?

So Thea and I tried to see into the tiny garage window, but it was covered up with a little piece of paper or something, so we couldn’t see in. So we disguised ourselves (ever so brilliantly), Thea as a boy and me with different clothes. And glasses. And we walked up to the Baileys’ house, knocked on the door, and a lady answered.

Me: Hi, my friend dared me to come up to all the houses on this street and ask people if they were keeping anything weird in their garage.

Thea: *giggle*

Lady: Um… we have a lot of weird things in our garage. I couldn’t really name them all. We have some license plates from the 50’s and some old hubcaps.

My brain: Like… monkeys?

Me: Okay. Thanks.

And a strange thing I noticed was that she was wearing those plastic glove things, and I was like, “Hmmm… monkey gloves?”

Curious.

So Thea crept up to the window again to see if she could see the monkey thing. She glanced at it and hissed, “DAISY. It’s a chinchilla.” And I was like, “A chinchilla?”

So I sneaked (snuck?) up to the window and peered in. If you looked down past the paper you could see a rabbit cage. I said, “I only see a cage. And a shadow.” And Thea was like, “That’s it.” So I looked at it again and saw something black, furry, and asleep. “OHMYGOD is that a chinchilla?”

The moral of this story is that people are weird. And have things that are possible monkeys or chinchillas or lemurs. Also, it was jumping when Max and Miles saw it. Apparently. I’m pretty sure chinchillas don’t jump.

Bye!

Awesome: NINJAS!
Unawesome: Smaug. Sorry. That was the only thing I could currently think of that was unawesome.

Days until Wrockstock: 23
Days until the House Party: 7
Days until my birthday: 16
Days until Halloween: 17

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This post has Battlestar Galactica spoilers. October 10, 2009

Hello, everyone! I’m listening to Lauren Fairweather. I’m smitten with the Potions Master. Just kidding. But I *am* listening to Post-Potter Depression.

So today, I woke up at ten and then I spent the entire morning on the Internet and now I figured I should probably do something more productive, so I’m blogging.

Also, I’m participating in a SECRET PROJECT. But it’s not a Vlogbrother secret project. But I won’t tell you. Because it’s a secret. Sssh.

I don’t even know what I’m going to talk about. I have so much stuff to do. I don’t know what I’ll do first. I might make a video of me lip-synching to Mrs. Nerimon or something. I don’t even know. I should be fixing the back entryway. Very crazy things are happening to the back entryway. I’d take a picture, except for I’m blogging on the computer that doesn’t have a camera and is not movable.

La la la…

Do you know what you should do? You should leave a comment with the name of the book you’re reading right now. Just for fun. I’m reading The Hobbit. It’s good. I like Gandalf. Except Dumbledore’s better. Dumbledore is always better. Sorry. Gandalf is cool. But Dumbledore is better.

There are a lot of pidgeons on the wire outside the window right now. What should I talk about? This post is mainly just me blabbering.

Oh! Battlestar Galactica! That’s what I can talk about! I love Battlestar Galactica! It’s awesome! I’m watching the old series right now. It’s amazing. Be careful. Because I’m about to give something away.

I think that Serina shouldn’t have died. She had a kid and also she was married. If they had to kill off one of the female characters, it should have been Cassiopeia or Athena because then Starbuck wouldn’t have had to choose. Just kidding. That’s horrible. And also Starbuck would have just found like, five other girls, that man-whore. Just kidding. Starbuck’s cool. Even though he’s a whore.

I’m sorry. This post is full of me calling sci-fi characters from the 70’s whores. I’m sorry for you. But it’s true. Starbuck was just asking to be called a whore. So really, I’m just doing justice to the world of Battlestar Galactica. I think. Maybe.

Awesome: Battlestar Galactica. And Lauren Fairweather. Have I already said Lauren Fairweather? I don’t care. Lauren Fairweather.

Unawesome: Serina dying. Also, the scene at the end where Apollo and Boxy are hugging after Serina just died. Get the frakking death scene over quick, because you almost made me cry. Screw you.

Days until Wrockstock: 27
Days until House Party: 11
Days until my birthday: 20
Days until Halloween: 21

Bye!
OH! AND GUESS WHAT? I’m in

 

V/Blog Every day October October 2, 2009

Guess what I’m doing this month??????????????

Question mark!

Every other day, I’m vlogging! And the days when I’m not vlogging, I’m blogging! Here’s my first vlog:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nChOpYX4oK8

Pretty cool, huh?

So today I’m hanging out with CATHERINE MARIE DONNELLY!!!! a.k.a. Cate, a.k.a. Kitty, a.k.a. IttyK, a.k.a. one of my bestest friends!

hi this is Cate aka Kitty aka IttyK and i have commandeered this computer for a moment of my life. this song odd, and i am having major issues typing at the moment. my fingers don’t really like me. ha. i can’t think of anything else to say other then this:
I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER DAISY!!!!!!!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

back to daisy now….

I LOVE YOU TOO, CATE!

Today we are having fun. We are having impromptu dance parties.

REMUS LUPINS DANCE PARTY!!!!!
I CAN SEE THESTRALS DANCE PARTY!!!!!!

WE ARE PLAYING AT WROCKSTOCK IN LIKE A MONTH OR SOMETHING OMG OMG OMGIZZLE!!!!!!

Adios! See you in two days!
Awesome: The fact that Cate can spell commandeered. Also, Cate.
Unawesome: Dead pandas. Also, the fact that Cate's awesome hippopotamusy-eared jacket isn't mine.
Days until the house party: 20
Days until Wrockstock: 36

 

Hello, and welcome to a new episode of What’s on Daisy’s Mind! April 26, 2009

Hola! Welcome to a new episode of What’s on Daisy’s *cough cough huge cough* Mind?  Here are some coolio videos. (NOTE: most of these vids aren’t mine, if you have made one of these videos and want them off of this blog, which I can’t see why you would, just ask me to take them off. But please, think of this as free promotion. :D)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INv5bleWEsE&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiGKwW-xmac&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YZtJdaN_l4&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5IwgcJRiE&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx2uCcDXX0&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goix7jFXD9Q&feature=channel_page

If you want more, go to my homepage  http://www.youtube.com/user/bookwormdaisy and look at my favorites! 😀

 

Love,

Daisy

 

Unashamed self-promotion

Hey people!

 

Want to watch cool videos?   I have an answer to your problem!

Check out http://www.youtube.com/user/bookwormdaisy

Okay, yeah. Check out my videos if you feel like it. 😀 Love ya!

 

xoxo,

Daisy

 

My Bizzare Pets April 3, 2009

Hyi, People!!

So, this blog is about my strange pets. Lexie is my awesome cat, and Brandon is my fabulous rabbit. And speaking of Brandon, he’s kind of a hermaphrodite. No. Not really. But we’re unaware as to whether he’s male or female. I know. That’s kinda weird. But it only gets weirder….

One morning, Mum woke up and Lexie was licking her…… EYE. e-y-e, the part of your body you see with.  Another morning, she woke up and I kid you not, Lexie’s butthole was INCHES from her face. That’s happened to me before, too. 😀

 

One morning, Mum woke up and was staggering through the house, blind (without her glasses) and Lexie runs up and jumps up to her butt and claws it. 🙂 

 

Frequently, we let Brandon hop around in the living room, and we build him a little blanket fort out of a stool (like a thing you sit on, not like poop) and a blanket, and he hides in it. Well, Lexie, it turns out, loves the blanket fort too, so she scares Brandon away and then sits there inside the fort, purrrring away. 😀

When we bring Brandon up, we set some lettuce and cabbage and stuff on the floor for him to eat. When he doesn’t eat it, Lexie goes over to the greens and I. kid. you. not. she. starts. eating. the. veggies. yes. cat. eating. veggies. So. Freaking. Adorable. 🙂 Then, when Brandon starts eating them, she pounces and makes him stop eating…. or she tries, anyway…. 🙂

Sometimes, Lexie goes up to hard surfaces and starts seizing. Okay. Not totally. But her tail just starts shaking and freakin’ out and it’s so funny! I wonder if she can be diagnosed with, like, tail-epilepsy or something. Not that epilepsy is funny, but your cat’s tail…. shaking… randomly? It’s so weird! 😀

 

Oh, how I love them!

Love,

 

Daisy

P.S. More blogs to come! 🙂

 

Greetings, Earthlings! January 16, 2009

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Hi guys, it’s Daisy!

I just started a WordPress, and I’m super excited!

*Squeee!* I’ll write back soon!

Loves,

DAISYYYYY!!!!!