Oddment! Tweak!

Watch the fangirly nerd as she fangirls and acts nerdy!

Mum just licked our cat. October 17, 2009

Seriously. She just licked our cat, Lexie. It was awesome. We were just standing there, talking, and she put her face on Lexie’s head a little bit and was like, “I did it.” And I was like, “You did what?” And she was like, “I licked her. I licked Lexie.” And I was like, “You licked our cat when my camera wasn’t on???” And she was like, “I’ll do it again.”

So I got out my camera and filmed her licking Lexie. It was awesome. I’ll post it sometime.
So, today was marvelous! Mainly, I just watched Vlogbrother videos all day. Currently, I’m attempting to watch every single Vlogbrother video ever, starting at January 1st, 2007. I started sometime in the summer and currently, I’m sometime in 2009 (June, I think).

So for your entertainment, and because I’m madly in fangirlish love with John and Hank Green, I’m going to link some of their awesome videos that I watched today. I would do, like, the best Vlogbrothers videos EVER, but that would take too long.

Squirrel Attack

I’m Not Edward Cullen 

I Know (A Song in Ten Words)

The World’s Largest Balls

DFTBA

WROCK! (the fact that they like wrock makes me love them so much more) 😀

Leaky Con Fun!

I Will Call Him Louis: Australia Rocks!

Eating a FAT SANDWICH

I love the Vlogbrothers so much. *Nerdfighters!*

Oh, and if you don’t know what a nerdfighter is, we’re nerds, but instead of being made of bones and guts and stuff, we’re made of AWESOME.

Anyway, I’m going to my little cousin Zora’s birthday party tomorrow! Her actual birthday is on the 19th. Yay!

Well, I should probably go! Best wishes! DFTBA!

Awesome: The Vlogbrothers. Also, Nerdfighters.
Unawesome: Decepticons.

Days until Wrockstock: 21
Days until the House Party: 5!!!!
Days until my birthday: 14
Days until Halloween: 15

 

I think my tongue is broken October 14, 2009

Hi, guys!
Today has been pretty awesome. I learned some Latin and read some Hobbit and played some guitar. I learned how to play part of Big Rock Candy Mountain (la la la I painted my cat blue). Maria came over and we did some surprisingly relatively painless math. It was probably relatively painless partly because I’ve already done this stuff before, but still. Also, it was Maria. And I love Maria. She’s just such a nice person.

Also, if you subscribe to my vlog (bookwormdaisy), then you’ll know all about the Ferret/Monkey/Chinchilla/Lemur. I’m sorry if you already know this story, but it just has to be told.

So yesterday, Thea, Kim and I were reading Sir Gawain and the Not So Jolly Green Giant Green Knight, and Max and Miles (Thea’s older brothers) walked in. Here is the dialogue that occured:

Miles: We are not the weirdest people in this neighborhood.

Me: You… aren’t?

Miles: The Baileys have a monkey in their garage.

Me: …?

So it turns out, Max and Miles were just walking or something, and they saw into the Baileys’ garage, and they saw A MONKEY OR LEMUR OR SOMETHING JUMPING AROUND IN A CAGE. I know. And it *did* occur to me (actually, it occurred to Kim first, and then it made sense) that Max and Miles might have been lying. Many teenage boys like lying to their little sisters. Especially about monkeys…?

So Thea and I tried to see into the tiny garage window, but it was covered up with a little piece of paper or something, so we couldn’t see in. So we disguised ourselves (ever so brilliantly), Thea as a boy and me with different clothes. And glasses. And we walked up to the Baileys’ house, knocked on the door, and a lady answered.

Me: Hi, my friend dared me to come up to all the houses on this street and ask people if they were keeping anything weird in their garage.

Thea: *giggle*

Lady: Um… we have a lot of weird things in our garage. I couldn’t really name them all. We have some license plates from the 50’s and some old hubcaps.

My brain: Like… monkeys?

Me: Okay. Thanks.

And a strange thing I noticed was that she was wearing those plastic glove things, and I was like, “Hmmm… monkey gloves?”

Curious.

So Thea crept up to the window again to see if she could see the monkey thing. She glanced at it and hissed, “DAISY. It’s a chinchilla.” And I was like, “A chinchilla?”

So I sneaked (snuck?) up to the window and peered in. If you looked down past the paper you could see a rabbit cage. I said, “I only see a cage. And a shadow.” And Thea was like, “That’s it.” So I looked at it again and saw something black, furry, and asleep. “OHMYGOD is that a chinchilla?”

The moral of this story is that people are weird. And have things that are possible monkeys or chinchillas or lemurs. Also, it was jumping when Max and Miles saw it. Apparently. I’m pretty sure chinchillas don’t jump.

Bye!

Awesome: NINJAS!
Unawesome: Smaug. Sorry. That was the only thing I could currently think of that was unawesome.

Days until Wrockstock: 23
Days until the House Party: 7
Days until my birthday: 16
Days until Halloween: 17

 

This post has Battlestar Galactica spoilers. October 10, 2009

Hello, everyone! I’m listening to Lauren Fairweather. I’m smitten with the Potions Master. Just kidding. But I *am* listening to Post-Potter Depression.

So today, I woke up at ten and then I spent the entire morning on the Internet and now I figured I should probably do something more productive, so I’m blogging.

Also, I’m participating in a SECRET PROJECT. But it’s not a Vlogbrother secret project. But I won’t tell you. Because it’s a secret. Sssh.

I don’t even know what I’m going to talk about. I have so much stuff to do. I don’t know what I’ll do first. I might make a video of me lip-synching to Mrs. Nerimon or something. I don’t even know. I should be fixing the back entryway. Very crazy things are happening to the back entryway. I’d take a picture, except for I’m blogging on the computer that doesn’t have a camera and is not movable.

La la la…

Do you know what you should do? You should leave a comment with the name of the book you’re reading right now. Just for fun. I’m reading The Hobbit. It’s good. I like Gandalf. Except Dumbledore’s better. Dumbledore is always better. Sorry. Gandalf is cool. But Dumbledore is better.

There are a lot of pidgeons on the wire outside the window right now. What should I talk about? This post is mainly just me blabbering.

Oh! Battlestar Galactica! That’s what I can talk about! I love Battlestar Galactica! It’s awesome! I’m watching the old series right now. It’s amazing. Be careful. Because I’m about to give something away.

I think that Serina shouldn’t have died. She had a kid and also she was married. If they had to kill off one of the female characters, it should have been Cassiopeia or Athena because then Starbuck wouldn’t have had to choose. Just kidding. That’s horrible. And also Starbuck would have just found like, five other girls, that man-whore. Just kidding. Starbuck’s cool. Even though he’s a whore.

I’m sorry. This post is full of me calling sci-fi characters from the 70’s whores. I’m sorry for you. But it’s true. Starbuck was just asking to be called a whore. So really, I’m just doing justice to the world of Battlestar Galactica. I think. Maybe.

Awesome: Battlestar Galactica. And Lauren Fairweather. Have I already said Lauren Fairweather? I don’t care. Lauren Fairweather.

Unawesome: Serina dying. Also, the scene at the end where Apollo and Boxy are hugging after Serina just died. Get the frakking death scene over quick, because you almost made me cry. Screw you.

Days until Wrockstock: 27
Days until House Party: 11
Days until my birthday: 20
Days until Halloween: 21

Bye!
OH! AND GUESS WHAT? I’m in

 

Putting stuff on your head and Hyper Girl! October 9, 2009

There is a pillow on my head.
Thea just took it off.
I clawed her leg.
Now the pillow is on my head again.
It’s blue.
I’m going to take a picture of it.
Photo 647

Thea is stroking my computer.
Why am I writing like this?
I dunno.
It’s fun.

Okay, I’m going to write normally, now. Guess what?????

I love “Is it a Good Idea to Microwave this?” IT IS AMAZING. Check out the newest episode. Jory almost DIES. I would post a link, but there is no Internet in Thea’s house. Actually, there is no Internet on my computer in Thea’s house, because Thea doesn’t know the password. I can’t really see. I kiof can but it’s more fun if I can
t/ now I am margo Roth spiegelman. Muahahahahahahaaa! okay, now thea Wnts to write Something. here you , thea!:PIGGY.

Okay, now it’s Daisy again. I was just writing with a basket on my head. I forgot to mention that. I actually am pretty good at writing with my eyes closed. Now my eyes are closed and I am writing. This is fun. I don’t really know why it’s so hard to write with a basket on your head, but it is! Alright, I’m about to open my eyes. They are open! Here is a translation of my basket-talk:
I can’t really see. I kind of can, but it’s more fun if I can’t. now I am margo Roth spiegelman. * evil laughter * okay, now thea Wants to write Something. here you Go, thea!
That was fun! I just ate some cornbread. I was drawing some of my Hyper Girl comic today. The superheroes’ names are

Hyper Girl
Hyper Girl

Ann Marie
Ann Marie

Edith
Edith

Rainbow Girl
RainbowGirl

Nerd Girl
NerdGirl

Nerd Boy
NerdBoy

Crazy Cat Lady
Crazy Cat Lady

Homie G the Angry Gangsta
HomieG

and their leader, Martin Moustache.
Martin Moustache

The villain’s name is Mr. Tickles. Yes, Mr. Tickles.

Mr.Tickles

Alright, I have to go. It’s getting late.

See you tomorrow!

Awesome: Putting stuff on your head.
Unawesome: Mr. Tickles kidnapping Rainbow Girl *gasp*!

Days until Wrockstock: 29
Days until House Party: 13
Days until my birthday: 22
Days until Halloween: 23

 

And watch our love go on and on and Nerimon…. I WANT TO BE MRS. NERIMON! October 4, 2009

Hey, guys. Actually, despite the title, I don’t very much want to be Mrs. Nerimon. I just have that song stuck so firmly in my head that it is now a part of me.

I WANT TO BE MRS. NERIMON

SO WE CAN BUILD A LITTLE HOUSE WITH A LAWN

AND WATCH OUR LOVE GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND NERIMON

I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU’RE THE ONE FOR ME

THEY’LL STREAM OUR WEDDING ON BLOGTV

AND BE OFFICIATED BY JOHN GREEN

SO ALEX, PLEASE SAY YES

 

I would not like to be Mrs. Nerimon, but if I ever do get married, I would like to be officiated by John Green.

Dear John Green,

Look. I know I’m only eleven years old. But pretty pretty please will you officiate my wedding when and if it happens?

Thanks,

Daisy

P.S. For a wedding present I would like a puppy-sized elephant please, thank you.

 

Okay, on a fairly unrelated note, you know stoplights? Okay, I don’t pretend to be a car expert. I’m only 11 and I can’t legally drive.  Actually, I’m almost 12 and I still can’t legally drive. But I think it’s fair to sayt that everyone knows this:

Okay, and you know how green is for Go and red is for Stop? Okay, and you know yellow? And you know how everyone says yellow is for Slow Down?

 

IT SO DOES NOT MEAN SLOW DOWN. It means Hurry the Frak up Because the Light’s About to Turn Red and if you Slow Down then You’ll Run a Red Light which is Against the Law! Seriously! I mean, who slows when the light turns yellow unless it’s been yellow for a while? I do not know the answer to that. If you do, please enlighten me. If you don’t, then it will be one of Life’s Mysteries. Which is fine by me. Yes, I just said frak.

 

Anywho, I hung out with Cate on Friday! It was soooo much fun. We filmed a video for Saturday and played Don’t Break The Ice (yes) and recorded some songs and went to the DI for Halloween and Wrockstock costumes and made Shrinky Dinks. It was very fun. I love Cate. Also, she wrote part of Friday’s blog post. OMG This post already has 383 words. Actually, now it has 387. Actually- oh, never mind.

 

Alrighty, I have to go take a picture for Karen Kavett (xperpetualmotion)’s I Design project. http://www.karenkavett.com/idesign/what.html

See ya!

Awesome: Magical Acts of Kindess (google it).
Unawesome: WordPress being dumb.

 

V/Blog Every day October October 2, 2009

Guess what I’m doing this month??????????????

Question mark!

Every other day, I’m vlogging! And the days when I’m not vlogging, I’m blogging! Here’s my first vlog:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nChOpYX4oK8

Pretty cool, huh?

So today I’m hanging out with CATHERINE MARIE DONNELLY!!!! a.k.a. Cate, a.k.a. Kitty, a.k.a. IttyK, a.k.a. one of my bestest friends!

hi this is Cate aka Kitty aka IttyK and i have commandeered this computer for a moment of my life. this song odd, and i am having major issues typing at the moment. my fingers don’t really like me. ha. i can’t think of anything else to say other then this:
I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER DAISY!!!!!!!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

back to daisy now….

I LOVE YOU TOO, CATE!

Today we are having fun. We are having impromptu dance parties.

REMUS LUPINS DANCE PARTY!!!!!
I CAN SEE THESTRALS DANCE PARTY!!!!!!

WE ARE PLAYING AT WROCKSTOCK IN LIKE A MONTH OR SOMETHING OMG OMG OMGIZZLE!!!!!!

Adios! See you in two days!
Awesome: The fact that Cate can spell commandeered. Also, Cate.
Unawesome: Dead pandas. Also, the fact that Cate's awesome hippopotamusy-eared jacket isn't mine.
Days until the house party: 20
Days until Wrockstock: 36

 

Hello, and welcome to a new episode of What’s on Daisy’s Mind! April 26, 2009

Hola! Welcome to a new episode of What’s on Daisy’s *cough cough huge cough* Mind?  Here are some coolio videos. (NOTE: most of these vids aren’t mine, if you have made one of these videos and want them off of this blog, which I can’t see why you would, just ask me to take them off. But please, think of this as free promotion. :D)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INv5bleWEsE&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiGKwW-xmac&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YZtJdaN_l4&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5IwgcJRiE&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx2uCcDXX0&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goix7jFXD9Q&feature=channel_page

If you want more, go to my homepage  http://www.youtube.com/user/bookwormdaisy and look at my favorites! 😀

 

Love,

Daisy