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This Has Happened Before March 29, 2010

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Oh hey! I haven’t blogged in ages!

Guess what? I may have just submitted a comment to Ask the Bloggess pretending to be Kara Thrace. Possibly.

Also: Caprica Caprica Caprica FRAK. *spoiler alert*

I watched the season finale of Caprica the other day, and let me just say: Syfy channel, if you do not bring Caprica back for Season Two, I will personally cut off all your balls.

Seriously. Okay. I’m making a list of things I thought about the last episode of Caprica (which was brilliant, just freakin’ cliffhangery!)

-Philomon. You just HAD to frakking kill the only person I liked on that show, didn’t you? JERKS. I was all, “Awwww!” ’cause I was all happy and I thought he loved Zoe even if she was a robot, but then he alerted security which sucked, but honestly, a robot just said it was his girlfriend, so I don’t really blame him. But THEN. Zoe just had to frakkin’ kill him? *sigh*

-I am not accepting that Amanda is dead until I see her dead body. Also, the Caprican (yes, I read the Caprican) said that “Police and rescue workers are still searching for Dr. Amanda Graystone,” so I’m pretty sure they’re gonna be all, “BAM! Not dead! Heh heh heh!” ’cause that’s the kind of thing the Powers that Be do.

-Poor, poor Lacy. She’s now my favorite character since Philomon died. That poor thing. She is one devoted friend.

-Least favorite character: Barnabas. I used to hate Clarice more than anyone on that show, but Barnabas is creepertastic and scary as all get out.

-Keean. Kian? Kean? How the frak do you spell that? Anyway, Lacy’s boyfriendishthing. Ewwww. Evil, bomb-making rascal. I never trusted him.

-Oh no! Joseph’s dead! Well… in New Cap City, anyway.

-I totally thought, part way through the episode, that Philomon would figure out that Rachel was Zoe and the Cylon, and then he would freak out and go on a killing spree and murder everyone on the show. Evidently not.

So those are my thoughts on Caprica. I can has moar Caprica nao plz?

I don’t know if you know, but there’s this website called omegle.com where you go on and you can type-chat with a random stranger that they just connect you to, and I’ve never tried it. It just sounded kinda scary (I mean, their freakin’ tagline is “Talk to Strangers!”), but today I had a bit of an evil idea.

So I went to Omegle and started chatting with random people while pretending I was Leoben Conoy. Don’t worry, Mum, I wasn’t giving away my personal information, I was giving away Leoben’s. Clever, huh? I partly thought up things to say on my own, and partly borrowed some from the episode “Flesh and Blood” where Starbuck interrogates Leoben (thanks, twiztv.com). I got some weirdos wanting to show me their junk (how do you do that on text-chat, anyway?) but I Leoben-style out-creepered them. Leoben can out-creeper anyone. Here are some gems:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: but all I feel is STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE

You: he difference between you and me is, I know what that means and you don’t. I know that I’m more than this body, more than this consciousness. A part of me swims in the stream but in truth, I’m standing o n the shore the current never takes me downstream.

Stranger: …right.. :LL:

Stranger: well hi !

You: God is watching you, stranger

Stranger: :L am guessing your religious?

You: brb

Stranger: okay cok

Stranger: *coke

You: Am I? I see the truths that float past you in the stream.

Stranger: whaaaa?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Me: (thinking) Good Lord, these people are illiterate as frak!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: t he difference between you and me is, I know what that means and you don’t. I know that I’m more than this body, more than this consciousness. A part of me swims in the stream but in truth, I’m standing o n the shore the current never takes me downstream.

Stranger: thats cool:

Stranger: .

You: Am I? I see the truths that float past you in the stream.

Stranger: no

Stranger: you dont

Stranger: !!!

You: I have a soul. I see patterns. I know you, you’re damaged.

Stranger: you are wierd

You: I have something to tell you.

Stranger: lovl

Stranger: ok

You: All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: hi

Stranger: ok

You: You have to deliver my soul unto god. Do it for me. It’s your destiny, and mine. And I told you I had a surprise for you. Are you ready? You’re gonna find Kobol, birthplace of us all. Kobol will lead you to Earth. This is my gift to you, Stranger.

Stranger: are you some kind of priest

Stranger: ???

You: brb

Stranger: ok

You: To know the face of god is to know madness. I see the universe. I see the patterns. I see the foreshadowing that precedes every moment of every day. It’s all there, I see it and you don’t. And I have a surprise for you. I have something to tell you about the future.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ok

You: You like oks quite a bit, don’t you, Stranger?

Stranger: no

Stranger: f/m

Stranger: ??

Stranger: ?

You: You are a confusing little person. I will pray for you.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: gay

Stranger: abomanation

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: What is your name?

Stranger: whats yours?

Stranger: 😛

You: Leoben Conoy. You?

Stranger: riley grimm

You: You have to deliver my soul unto god. Do it for me. It’s your destiny, and mine.

Stranger: how do i do that?

You: To know the face of god is to know madness. I see the universe. I see the patterns. I see the foreshadowing that precedes every moment of every day. It’s all there, I see it and you don’t. And I have a surprise for you. I have something to tell you about the future.

Stranger: what?

Stranger: that im going to disconnect?

Stranger: good guess

You: Good bye.

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Stranger: i’m 17 m…i want show myself if u are interested

You: You have to deliver my soul unto god. Do it for me. It’s your destiny, and mine.

Your conversational partner has disconnected

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

Stranger: hi

You: What is your name?

Stranger: Pat

Stranger: you?

You: Leoben Conoy.

Stranger: Good name.

You: Now who’s lying? These things happen for a reason, don’t they? I’m looking forward to spending a little bit more time with you, Starbuck we have a lot to talk about ! It’s gonna be fun.

You have disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

You: What is your name?

Stranger: Hey. Asl?

Stranger: rachel. whats yours?

You: Leoben.

You: These things happen for a reason, don’t they? I’m looking forward to spending a little bit more time with you, Rachel, we have a lot to talk about ! It’s gonna be fun.

Stranger: yes i know

You: God loves you, Rachel. I have seen it in the stream.

Stranger: oh alrightt

You: You have to deliver my soul unto god. Do it for me. It’s your destiny, and mine.

Stranger: ok

You: See, the difference between you and me is, I know what that means and you don’t. I know that I’m more than this body, more than this consciousness. A part of me swims in the stream but in truth, I’m standing o n the shore the current never takes me downstream.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ahahahaha. I am *such* a nerd.

Awesome: Creeping out strangers under the guise of a fictional character.

Unawesome: Headaches. Blechk.

Word of the Day: Lollygag. What the freak is with that word, anyway? I suppose if you’re gagging on a lollipop you’d sort of lag.

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And watch our love go on and on and Nerimon…. I WANT TO BE MRS. NERIMON! October 4, 2009

Hey, guys. Actually, despite the title, I don’t very much want to be Mrs. Nerimon. I just have that song stuck so firmly in my head that it is now a part of me.

I WANT TO BE MRS. NERIMON

SO WE CAN BUILD A LITTLE HOUSE WITH A LAWN

AND WATCH OUR LOVE GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND NERIMON

I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU’RE THE ONE FOR ME

THEY’LL STREAM OUR WEDDING ON BLOGTV

AND BE OFFICIATED BY JOHN GREEN

SO ALEX, PLEASE SAY YES

 

I would not like to be Mrs. Nerimon, but if I ever do get married, I would like to be officiated by John Green.

Dear John Green,

Look. I know I’m only eleven years old. But pretty pretty please will you officiate my wedding when and if it happens?

Thanks,

Daisy

P.S. For a wedding present I would like a puppy-sized elephant please, thank you.

 

Okay, on a fairly unrelated note, you know stoplights? Okay, I don’t pretend to be a car expert. I’m only 11 and I can’t legally drive.  Actually, I’m almost 12 and I still can’t legally drive. But I think it’s fair to sayt that everyone knows this:

Okay, and you know how green is for Go and red is for Stop? Okay, and you know yellow? And you know how everyone says yellow is for Slow Down?

 

IT SO DOES NOT MEAN SLOW DOWN. It means Hurry the Frak up Because the Light’s About to Turn Red and if you Slow Down then You’ll Run a Red Light which is Against the Law! Seriously! I mean, who slows when the light turns yellow unless it’s been yellow for a while? I do not know the answer to that. If you do, please enlighten me. If you don’t, then it will be one of Life’s Mysteries. Which is fine by me. Yes, I just said frak.

 

Anywho, I hung out with Cate on Friday! It was soooo much fun. We filmed a video for Saturday and played Don’t Break The Ice (yes) and recorded some songs and went to the DI for Halloween and Wrockstock costumes and made Shrinky Dinks. It was very fun. I love Cate. Also, she wrote part of Friday’s blog post. OMG This post already has 383 words. Actually, now it has 387. Actually- oh, never mind.

 

Alrighty, I have to go take a picture for Karen Kavett (xperpetualmotion)’s I Design project. http://www.karenkavett.com/idesign/what.html

See ya!

Awesome: Magical Acts of Kindess (google it).
Unawesome: WordPress being dumb.

 

V/Blog Every day October October 2, 2009

Guess what I’m doing this month??????????????

Question mark!

Every other day, I’m vlogging! And the days when I’m not vlogging, I’m blogging! Here’s my first vlog:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nChOpYX4oK8

Pretty cool, huh?

So today I’m hanging out with CATHERINE MARIE DONNELLY!!!! a.k.a. Cate, a.k.a. Kitty, a.k.a. IttyK, a.k.a. one of my bestest friends!

hi this is Cate aka Kitty aka IttyK and i have commandeered this computer for a moment of my life. this song odd, and i am having major issues typing at the moment. my fingers don’t really like me. ha. i can’t think of anything else to say other then this:
I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER DAISY!!!!!!!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

back to daisy now….

I LOVE YOU TOO, CATE!

Today we are having fun. We are having impromptu dance parties.

REMUS LUPINS DANCE PARTY!!!!!
I CAN SEE THESTRALS DANCE PARTY!!!!!!

WE ARE PLAYING AT WROCKSTOCK IN LIKE A MONTH OR SOMETHING OMG OMG OMGIZZLE!!!!!!

Adios! See you in two days!
Awesome: The fact that Cate can spell commandeered. Also, Cate.
Unawesome: Dead pandas. Also, the fact that Cate's awesome hippopotamusy-eared jacket isn't mine.
Days until the house party: 20
Days until Wrockstock: 36

 

I might die from Chapstick. September 28, 2009

Hello. If you’re wondering why I haven’t posted in a while, that’s because WORDPRESS IS STUPID. Just kidding, WordPress. Please don’t kill me. Anyway, it’s not like I’m on WordPress strike or whatever. The the fact of the matter is that my blog posts are not being posted. Why is this? It makes me angry.

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