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My friends are awesome at math. March 31, 2010

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Conversation between me, Mum, and Nemo while making toast this morning:

Nemo: U-87, make me toast!

Me: Hahahaha!

Mum: ?

Me: U-87… that’s Zoe Graystone’s Cylon name. You know, Daniel’s always like, “U-87, shoot your dog.”

Mum: Ahhh. I see.

Nemo: U-87, MAKE ME TOAST!

Me: You have to be nice to the toaster. (strokes toaster) Good U-87….

Nemo: Oh. U-87, please make me toast.

Me: There you go.

Have I mentioned our alarm system is named D’Anna and out VitaMix is called Number Seven, or sometimes Daniel?

So a while ago, my mom’s friend Darren e-mailed me and said:

(subject line)

You may be an awesome blogger

But I was attacked by an Emu.  That’s right.  An Emu.  I used CRANE
style kung fu to fend it off (it was going after the feed I had).  I
used CRANE kung fu to fend off an Emu.  That’s way cool, isn’t it?

And then there’s this:
http://judiciary.house.gov/hearings/hear_100318.html.  That’s right,
I’m going to get attacked by members of Congress tomorrow.  Emu today,
Congress tomorrow.

Then yesterday, he sent me this:

BSG mathematical proof:

If all has happened before and will again (perpetually–because that
is in what has happened before and will again), there is an infinite
amount of Starbucks.
Driving by several coffee shops, this may have already happened too.

Did I mention I defended myself against an Emu and Congress the same
week?  I’m really hoping that will not happen again.  Or at least to
another Darren.

🙂

I think I’m getting my own personal Nancy W. Kappes, Paralegal, only less addicted to drugs and more male. Sweet.

 

This Has Happened Before March 29, 2010

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Oh hey! I haven’t blogged in ages!

Guess what? I may have just submitted a comment to Ask the Bloggess pretending to be Kara Thrace. Possibly.

Also: Caprica Caprica Caprica FRAK. *spoiler alert*

I watched the season finale of Caprica the other day, and let me just say: Syfy channel, if you do not bring Caprica back for Season Two, I will personally cut off all your balls.

Seriously. Okay. I’m making a list of things I thought about the last episode of Caprica (which was brilliant, just freakin’ cliffhangery!)

-Philomon. You just HAD to frakking kill the only person I liked on that show, didn’t you? JERKS. I was all, “Awwww!” ’cause I was all happy and I thought he loved Zoe even if she was a robot, but then he alerted security which sucked, but honestly, a robot just said it was his girlfriend, so I don’t really blame him. But THEN. Zoe just had to frakkin’ kill him? *sigh*

-I am not accepting that Amanda is dead until I see her dead body. Also, the Caprican (yes, I read the Caprican) said that “Police and rescue workers are still searching for Dr. Amanda Graystone,” so I’m pretty sure they’re gonna be all, “BAM! Not dead! Heh heh heh!” ’cause that’s the kind of thing the Powers that Be do.

-Poor, poor Lacy. She’s now my favorite character since Philomon died. That poor thing. She is one devoted friend.

-Least favorite character: Barnabas. I used to hate Clarice more than anyone on that show, but Barnabas is creepertastic and scary as all get out.

-Keean. Kian? Kean? How the frak do you spell that? Anyway, Lacy’s boyfriendishthing. Ewwww. Evil, bomb-making rascal. I never trusted him.

-Oh no! Joseph’s dead! Well… in New Cap City, anyway.

-I totally thought, part way through the episode, that Philomon would figure out that Rachel was Zoe and the Cylon, and then he would freak out and go on a killing spree and murder everyone on the show. Evidently not.

So those are my thoughts on Caprica. I can has moar Caprica nao plz?

I don’t know if you know, but there’s this website called omegle.com where you go on and you can type-chat with a random stranger that they just connect you to, and I’ve never tried it. It just sounded kinda scary (I mean, their freakin’ tagline is “Talk to Strangers!”), but today I had a bit of an evil idea.

So I went to Omegle and started chatting with random people while pretending I was Leoben Conoy. Don’t worry, Mum, I wasn’t giving away my personal information, I was giving away Leoben’s. Clever, huh? I partly thought up things to say on my own, and partly borrowed some from the episode “Flesh and Blood” where Starbuck interrogates Leoben (thanks, twiztv.com). I got some weirdos wanting to show me their junk (how do you do that on text-chat, anyway?) but I Leoben-style out-creepered them. Leoben can out-creeper anyone. Here are some gems:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: but all I feel is STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE

You: he difference between you and me is, I know what that means and you don’t. I know that I’m more than this body, more than this consciousness. A part of me swims in the stream but in truth, I’m standing o n the shore the current never takes me downstream.

Stranger: …right.. :LL:

Stranger: well hi !

You: God is watching you, stranger

Stranger: :L am guessing your religious?

You: brb

Stranger: okay cok

Stranger: *coke

You: Am I? I see the truths that float past you in the stream.

Stranger: whaaaa?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Me: (thinking) Good Lord, these people are illiterate as frak!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: t he difference between you and me is, I know what that means and you don’t. I know that I’m more than this body, more than this consciousness. A part of me swims in the stream but in truth, I’m standing o n the shore the current never takes me downstream.

Stranger: thats cool:

Stranger: .

You: Am I? I see the truths that float past you in the stream.

Stranger: no

Stranger: you dont

Stranger: !!!

You: I have a soul. I see patterns. I know you, you’re damaged.

Stranger: you are wierd

You: I have something to tell you.

Stranger: lovl

Stranger: ok

You: All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: hi

Stranger: ok

You: You have to deliver my soul unto god. Do it for me. It’s your destiny, and mine. And I told you I had a surprise for you. Are you ready? You’re gonna find Kobol, birthplace of us all. Kobol will lead you to Earth. This is my gift to you, Stranger.

Stranger: are you some kind of priest

Stranger: ???

You: brb

Stranger: ok

You: To know the face of god is to know madness. I see the universe. I see the patterns. I see the foreshadowing that precedes every moment of every day. It’s all there, I see it and you don’t. And I have a surprise for you. I have something to tell you about the future.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ok

You: You like oks quite a bit, don’t you, Stranger?

Stranger: no

Stranger: f/m

Stranger: ??

Stranger: ?

You: You are a confusing little person. I will pray for you.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: gay

Stranger: abomanation

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: What is your name?

Stranger: whats yours?

Stranger: 😛

You: Leoben Conoy. You?

Stranger: riley grimm

You: You have to deliver my soul unto god. Do it for me. It’s your destiny, and mine.

Stranger: how do i do that?

You: To know the face of god is to know madness. I see the universe. I see the patterns. I see the foreshadowing that precedes every moment of every day. It’s all there, I see it and you don’t. And I have a surprise for you. I have something to tell you about the future.

Stranger: what?

Stranger: that im going to disconnect?

Stranger: good guess

You: Good bye.

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Stranger: i’m 17 m…i want show myself if u are interested

You: You have to deliver my soul unto god. Do it for me. It’s your destiny, and mine.

Your conversational partner has disconnected

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

Stranger: hi

You: What is your name?

Stranger: Pat

Stranger: you?

You: Leoben Conoy.

Stranger: Good name.

You: Now who’s lying? These things happen for a reason, don’t they? I’m looking forward to spending a little bit more time with you, Starbuck we have a lot to talk about ! It’s gonna be fun.

You have disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

You: What is your name?

Stranger: Hey. Asl?

Stranger: rachel. whats yours?

You: Leoben.

You: These things happen for a reason, don’t they? I’m looking forward to spending a little bit more time with you, Rachel, we have a lot to talk about ! It’s gonna be fun.

Stranger: yes i know

You: God loves you, Rachel. I have seen it in the stream.

Stranger: oh alrightt

You: You have to deliver my soul unto god. Do it for me. It’s your destiny, and mine.

Stranger: ok

You: See, the difference between you and me is, I know what that means and you don’t. I know that I’m more than this body, more than this consciousness. A part of me swims in the stream but in truth, I’m standing o n the shore the current never takes me downstream.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ahahahaha. I am *such* a nerd.

Awesome: Creeping out strangers under the guise of a fictional character.

Unawesome: Headaches. Blechk.

Word of the Day: Lollygag. What the freak is with that word, anyway? I suppose if you’re gagging on a lollipop you’d sort of lag.

 

Angry Poetry, It’s, Its, and Dogs March 3, 2010

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Oh hey! This is going to be pretty short, ’cause I have to go walk me some dogs and then go to drama class, where I’ll probably fight until my muscles cry and bleed. But that’s okay. I love theater class. It just makes my weak, unexcersised muscles screeeaaam.

Anyway, first off, The Bloggess was giving out awards for various things today, and I decided to award myself this one:

Oh yeah, baby.

Secondly, Kim gave us an assignment today to write insult poems. I only have one so far, and it’s complaining about spammers. You know, in your e-mail. This will probably be ridiculously embarrassing, but that’s cool with me. Also, I tried to space it better, but WordPress has major issues sometimes. It starts at “I do not want a penis enlargement” and ends at “At least I know I am!” On second thought, I’ll just put it all in italics.

Angry Letter to Spammers

I do not want a penis enlargement or a cheap replica watch

And if you ask me one more time, I’ll kick you in the crotch.

Don’t want my man-junk to be bigger

(An operation you’ll probably botch.)

It’s not like I’m against this

Or that I think it’s wrong

It’s just that I’m quite against spam

And I don’t care if my penis is long.

And if you use my name again

In the subject line

I swear to God, I swear I’ll do it

I’ll snap your freaking spine.

I know I’m not the only one

Who hates your stupid spam

Everyone I know is done

At least I know I am!

Ohhhh goodness. That was fun!

Awesome: Tyrol and Elvis together. Hopefully forever.

Unawesome: I’m so out of shape my gusts will probably burst out all over Barbara’s dogs, but that’s okay, ’cause it’s fun, and Barbara just had hip replacements. The lady seriously needs some dog walking help.

P.S. We just got a call from New Jersey and then British Columbia. Um?

 

ME!… I like BSG. January 19, 2010

Hey guys! I don’t really have much time, and I’m having a good time…. erm, reading BSG fanfic, but I felt like I should blog. Unfortunately, I’m not sure what to blog about. Besides, you know, BSG.

Um.

I’m excited for John Green’s baby to be born. That baby is going to be the coolest infant in the world.

I really like Battlestar Galactica….

I like fanfiction, too.

Okay, since I’m not sure what to blog about, I’ll, like, introduce myself. You know, in case someone’s reading this blog and they don’t know who the frak I am.

Hi, my name is Daisy. I love Harry Potter more than almost anything. I mean, I love my family and friends more. But really nothing else I love more than HP.
I love Battlestar Galactica with a deep, burning, fiery passion (though I love HP more). Like, I love BSG an unhealthy amount. Currently, I’m dragging myself away from sweet, sweet fanfic to blog. YOU’RE WELCOME.
Actually, I really like blogging.
I’m a very dedicated nerdfighter, and I also have a vlog. I’m more than a little bit in love with certain Battlestar Galactica characters, and I really kind of want to be like Kara Thrace when I grow up. I LOVE WROCK! My favorite color is blue.

And sparkly.

When I grow up, I want to be a writer and an actress and a-some-kind-of-music-person.

So yeah.  That’s basically it. I spend my free time obsessing and sorting Battlestar Galactica characters into Hogwarts houses. That’s pretty much all you need to know about me!

Okay, guys, I’m off to read some fanfic… *huggles!* Bye!

Awesome: Fanfiction, even the really horribly-written kind that ship, like, Cally/Helo. Those ones are just hilarious.

Unawesome: Uhhhh…. I don’t know.

 

V/Blog Every day October October 2, 2009

Guess what I’m doing this month??????????????

Question mark!

Every other day, I’m vlogging! And the days when I’m not vlogging, I’m blogging! Here’s my first vlog:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nChOpYX4oK8

Pretty cool, huh?

So today I’m hanging out with CATHERINE MARIE DONNELLY!!!! a.k.a. Cate, a.k.a. Kitty, a.k.a. IttyK, a.k.a. one of my bestest friends!

hi this is Cate aka Kitty aka IttyK and i have commandeered this computer for a moment of my life. this song odd, and i am having major issues typing at the moment. my fingers don’t really like me. ha. i can’t think of anything else to say other then this:
I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER DAISY!!!!!!!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

back to daisy now….

I LOVE YOU TOO, CATE!

Today we are having fun. We are having impromptu dance parties.

REMUS LUPINS DANCE PARTY!!!!!
I CAN SEE THESTRALS DANCE PARTY!!!!!!

WE ARE PLAYING AT WROCKSTOCK IN LIKE A MONTH OR SOMETHING OMG OMG OMGIZZLE!!!!!!

Adios! See you in two days!
Awesome: The fact that Cate can spell commandeered. Also, Cate.
Unawesome: Dead pandas. Also, the fact that Cate's awesome hippopotamusy-eared jacket isn't mine.
Days until the house party: 20
Days until Wrockstock: 36

 

Hello, and welcome to a new episode of What’s on Daisy’s Mind! April 26, 2009

Hola! Welcome to a new episode of What’s on Daisy’s *cough cough huge cough* Mind?  Here are some coolio videos. (NOTE: most of these vids aren’t mine, if you have made one of these videos and want them off of this blog, which I can’t see why you would, just ask me to take them off. But please, think of this as free promotion. :D)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INv5bleWEsE&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiGKwW-xmac&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YZtJdaN_l4&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5IwgcJRiE&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx2uCcDXX0&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goix7jFXD9Q&feature=channel_page

If you want more, go to my homepage  http://www.youtube.com/user/bookwormdaisy and look at my favorites! 😀

 

Love,

Daisy

 

Unashamed self-promotion

Hey people!

 

Want to watch cool videos?   I have an answer to your problem!

Check out http://www.youtube.com/user/bookwormdaisy

Okay, yeah. Check out my videos if you feel like it. 😀 Love ya!

 

xoxo,

Daisy