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I Swear to God there are piranhas in Alcatraz Bay. April 5, 2010

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Oh hey!

It’s Mum’s birthday, so leave a comment telling her how amazing she is. She deserves it! Happy Birthday! *hugs*

Here, my lovely mother, is a poem I wrote ages ago for you:

Oh how I love you

You are the best mama

The waters of Alcatraz

Are full of piranhas.

Remember when I wrote that? No? That’s okay. You just wouldn’t freakin’ accept the fact that they keep piranhas in Alcatraz Bay to keep the prisoners from swimming away. “There are no prisoners in Alcatraz anymore!” Psssh. Propaganda. “But Tio visited Alcatraz when he was lit-“ Lies! Lies!

I love you!

So. Thea’s reading The Hunger Games, which is, of course, absolutely amazing. She’s been reading all morning. Lkdsjaflksjlkjslkadf. I can’t wait to talk to her about it!

Sorry if my posts are kinda lame this month. Since I’m blogging every day, I have less to write about. Hope you don’t mind!

So recently, I discovered this hilarious blogger named Allie (Hyperbole and a Half) who is frakking hilarious and she reminds me of The Bloggess a little bit and also her handwriting looks sort of like Cate’s. You should check out her blog!

Will Grayson, Will Grayson is coming out soon and I am sofreakingexcited. John Green is my hero. And in his new video, he read a bit from Will Grayson, Will Grayson and I am just freaking out excited!

Thea just ran into the room freaking out because of Hunger Games. I know, Thea, I know. That part sucks balls.

Awesome: Hyperbole and a Half! Also, this:


Word of the Day: Lamblasted. That’s right, Bloggess, blasted, not basted. You’re welcome.


5 Responses to “I Swear to God there are piranhas in Alcatraz Bay.”

  1. sami Alam Says:

    wow… such a wonderful post…
    outstanding balance of lines and words….
    Learnt a lot from you….

    visit mine… & plz plz plz post your comments….

    Thank you…

    I’ll be in touch…

  2. Darren the Paralegal Says:


    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday….to…you….
    Happy Birthday, dear Daisy’s mum (get it, Daisy? Mum? It’s all coming up roses…oh wait, that’s a different song).
    Happy Birthday to you!

    (sung in a very frank sinatra way).

  3. bookwormdaisy Says:

    sami Alam: Um, thanks! I’m glad you liked it!

    Darren: Thank you oh-so-much. 🙂

  4. Anne! Says:

    That is a FANTASTIC poem! I love you so much…

  5. bookwormdaisy Says:

    Ahaha, thanks, Annerdoodle.

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